Dear American Liberals, Leftists, Social Progressives, Socialists, Marxists, Anarchists, Humanists and the rest of you Obama BLM Sycophants,
Since the late 1950's your party has been dividing Americans into small manipulable groups in your effort to control them. Your divide and conquer philosophy has pitted Man against Women, Queers against Straights, Blacks against Whites, Illegal Immigrants against LEAGAL Immigrants and Poor (takers) against Rich (makers).
NEVER in the history of our once great Nation has this agenda been more pursued than when YOU installed a Socialist from Kenya as YOUR leader/Messiah.
Though the rest of US have tolerated YOUR outrageous anti-America behavior for the sake of portraying a unified front, our two differing philosophies have clearly run their course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is RIGHT for AMERICA, so let's just end it on friendly terms. As the party of division this should please YOU. Lets separate NOW so we may each live the existence we desire and pursue the things we feel are important.
We can chalk it up to irreconcilable differences. YOU and your twisted followers will have to rise or fall on your own merit without dragging the rest of us into the scum that sits at the bottom of your Social Utopian Pond.
Here is a model for our fair and balanced separation agreement
Our two groups will equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a side, Liberals get the Left Coast and Conservatives get the Right. That may be the difficult part, but seeing as you have strongholds on Hollywood, San Francisco, Washington State etc. it should work well. Plus, we are the ones who embrace American history and its culture, so it's only fitting that we take the RIGHT coast as it was the home to America's original 13 colonies. After that, our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
We’ll keep prayer in our schools and teach our youth the importance of Duty, Honor, Country and Self-Reliance! We'll continue to focus our kids attention on Reading, Writing and Arithmetic and that GOD created Man. In fairness we will concede that LIBERALS come from APES and just like the many apes that still reside in Zoos, we'll also concede that you on the LEFT still have a lot of "evolving” to do! Your CORRUPT TEACHER UNIONS will be free to continue teaching YOUR young boys that putting pee pees in their mouths and packing gerbils into their fannies is somehow an acceptable practice and that it should be embraced, tolerated and even pursued.
We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep all your ILLEGAL TAX policies. You are welcome to your liberal judges and the ACLU too. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. Besides we’ll need them in a few months to hold back all your malcontent, deadbeat followers when they bum rush our border to try and force their way back onto our side of the Country.
We'll keep the nasty, smelly oil/gas/coal industries and you can go with wind, solar and bio diesel. You can also keep all your Liberal gas bags; Oprah, Michael Moore Rosie O'Donnell, Barbara Streisand, Kanye West, Chris Mathews and the Bull Dyke Rachael Madcow. Keep in mind you will be responsible for finding bio-diesel vehicles big enough to move all these fat Liberal slimmentators/entertainers to your side. We’ll learn to love our Country Music even though many of us will still find your Radio Stations more appealing.
We'll keep capitalism, corporations, big business, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street but we will put them and the Banking Industry on notice. You can have all your beloved lifelong deadbeats, welfare cheats, food stampers, street dwellers, homeboys, hippies, druggies, gang bangers, thugs and illegal aliens. We'll keep our hot Alaskan hockey moms, businessmen and our silly rednecks. We'll keep our Bibles, FOX News and The Wall Street Journal and let you keep MSNBC, Rules for Radicals, Huffington Post, NY Times, MoveOn.org and Medai Matters.
You can try and make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer the shit out of anyone who threatens our side or our Allies. You can keep all your PHONY deadbeat peaceniks and anti-war protesters. You can also have the U.N. but must begin paying their tab. We’ll defend our allies and our way of life but again, when your social utopia starts to implode or comes under assault (from within) don’t come running back to us. You’re on your own now!
We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You can keep Radical Islam, Scientology, Humanism, Political Correctness and all there phony proponents like Janeane Garofalo, Bill Maher, Matt Damon and the rest of your rich White Liberal Elitists. You can also keep your many different languages too. As for us, English will be our choice, so on our side of the Counrty when you make a phone call, there will be no more pushing #1 to understand an operator.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru Station Wagon, Prius, Mini Cooper, Smart Car and Beetle you can find.
You can give everyone FREE Obama Care if you can find any doctors willing to practice medicine for FREE. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. Well watch our health by keeping off drugs, eating right and living a healthy existence. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." I'm sure you'll be happy to use a song like "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya", "We Are the World" or some other silly feel good sing-a-long as your National Anthem.
We'll continue to practice trickle-down economics and encourage people to SUCCEED. You can continue to promote your ridiculous trickle up poverty model.
Since it so often offends you, we'll keep our American history, the name America and the AMERICAN flag too. You can fly your fruity rainbow banner as your flag and call your side anything you want. While you're at it, maybe you can get one of your San Francisco buddies to trim your flag with a feather boa and dust it with glitter.
You can then install your unqualified, undocumented Socialist from Kenya as your Eternal King. We'll continue to choose our leaders through free and open elections while basing OUR votes on their experience and qualifications!
Though this is just a start for the frame work needed to SAVE AMERICA (like amputating a diseased limb in order to save the body), it is a START. Please pass this along to other like-minded Lazy Liberals and Conservative Patriots.
Be sure to VOTE for the side of the Country you'd like to live on with your FAMILY.
LEFT vs RIGHT
